oh, marceline. why you so mean?

So Finn and Jake set out to find a new home.

It’s gonna be tough, for a kid and a dog on their own.

There’s a little house. Aw Finn’s sticking his foot in.

That’s a bad idea, dude, cause now that bird thinks your a jerkfin.

And now their chillin on the side of a hill, thinking living in a cloud would be totally thrillin.

Unless they find something inside like a mean cloud man and his beautiful cloud bride.

A bee hive, oh no, don’t put your foot in there guy. You know you tried that before and you know it didn’t turn out right.

Big shell, go inside, look around, it seems alright. Frog jumps out, really a tiger, throwing out pouches for food and fire.

You know you should of stayed, and fought that sexy vampire lady. But Jake was feeling terrified, he was super scared of her vampire bite.

Which is understandable, cause vampires are really powerful.

Their own reason of bailing out turns out I’m dealing with mortals.

Oh Marceline why you so mean?

Marceline: I’m not mean. I’m a thousand years old and I just lost track of my moral code.

Oh Marceline can’t you see these guys are in pain?

Marceline: No I can’t. I’m invested in this spirit cube video game.

So there go our boys. Walking on the icy ground, heading towards their destiny, I’m sure they’ll figure something out.